Friday, April 10, 2009

Yes, we Cannes!

I am writing this on my new laptop, a Toshiba, that my Man Child bought me for my birthday. I think I might have had more children if I’d realized they could one day provide so generously for me.

It has been a rollercoaster few weeks. Colin and I house- and dog-sat for some friends whose fabulous place is right under the Hollywood sign off Beachwood. Our charge, Delilah, had a bladder infection that involved the need for a doggy diaper. I was sorely tempted to take a photo and show you how funny she looked, but decided against it in case Delilah’s owners sued me or, worse, didn’t ask us to stay there again for ridiculing their beloved bulldog/pit bull. Yes, that’s right, half pit bull – the great white of the canine family.

Many dog lovers think the pit bull has a bad press (certainly Delilah is a sweetheart who never barks), but not a friend who turned up for dinner with her toddler, took one look at Delilah and called a babysitter to come and get the kid.

The next weekend, Colin was invited to the launch of the new Audi Q5. He looked at me over the top of his own laptop (a Mac) and wondered if I might like to go as his plus one. I politely declined until I learned the launch was an all-expenses-paid weekend at The Biltmore in Santa Barbara. I have dreamed of staying there.

It was everything I hoped and more. Margaritas (fancy ones with Cointreau) by the pool, amazing food, endless champagne, a cruise, tennis on the astroturf court, croquet, a suite, matching bathrobes, a mountain bike ride along the coast and staff – lots of staff. This is where I belong, I thought.

Having tasted and enjoyed living in the lap of luxury, you can understand how excited I am that ‘The Making Of Plus One…’ is being launched at the Cannes Film Festival on May 17. It was screened for the selection committee yesterday but canny director Mary McGuckian has hired a cinema to launch it there with a big fanfare whether it gets into the competition or not. With some 3,000 films competing for 16 slots, the chances are slim.

And I got paid the movie money I’ve been waiting for and assured was coming for almost a year. There was much rejoicing in our small but perfectly formed apartment when the money was wired into our account. This was an important moment both psychologically and practically.

I have booked my flights and will be staying in a lovely little hotel my friend Sheran found (and has sworn me to secrecy as to its location). She and another great friend, Diane, are also flying to Cannes to share this amazing trip with me. Julia will miss it because she has gigs in Japan, but she wrote a song for the movie and she’s in it for about five minutes.

Here’s a link to a trailer for the film. The distributor, New Films International, has retained the services of a top PR firm, DDA, to promote it. ‘The Making Of Plus One…’ sets things up nicely for the movie actually based on the book. I shall be armed with copies of the book and my adapted script, and will be in Cannes networking shamelessly to sell said wares.

Whatever happens, this has been a wonderful adventure and Mary McGuckian has pulled off a series of miracles to get our little movie funded, finished and set for its big launch.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Mike Quinn said...

Hey Claire,
Wow that's great news all round! I'm very happy for you, Julia and Colin. Ha, the last time I was in Santa Barbara was to see Julia sing, some crazy guy tried to break into my ground floor room in the middle of the night! Good times.... Something tells me you'll be back at the Biltmore ;) I know I would absolutely love it there.
Congratulations on getting this far and having an outlet at Cannes. I can't wait to see the finished movie. Enjoy every second of it and never give up. Someone WILL pick up your new book and you will go from strength to strength! I know there have been times where it's not been easy but I hope the rewards more than make up for it.
I hope to bump into you again someday to have you sign my Plus One book. Still stuck in Texas animating at a video game company but it pays the bills. Can't wait to have a visit in CA again and see everyone!!!
Thanks for these blogs - I always read them. Take very good care of yourself and party hard! See you around.
Mike Quinn

6:39 PM  
Blogger Claire said...

Thanks so much, Mike. Let us know when you next come to LA.

7:03 PM  
Blogger maddie said...

Wow, have fun in Cannes. And good luck with the second book. It'll work out.

5:12 AM  
Blogger Claire said...

Thanks, Maddie. From your lips....

8:18 AM  

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